VIKINGS WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!

-gatsby- (who else?)

WOW!
whatta game huh?
daunte culpepper running it in with no time left on the clock?
how amazing was that?
i heard john madden coughed up a live chicken when he heard. really, with the odds so stacked against our hometown underdogs, nobody expected such a close game. evidently troy aikman lost a very significant wager and will appear on sportscenter in a little bo peep costume- WITH A FLOCK OF SHEEP AND THE WHOLE GET-UP!!
amazing.
the list of new superbowl records alone is unheard of:
most campbells soup consumed ever in a halftime lockeroom!
all time worst hawking of products associated with every non-football moment! (my favorite was the way they announced every 2 seconds, "the FORD halftime show, brought to you by FORD!- only pikachu could've done a better job)
all the passes were completed!
and...the highest scoring game of superbowl history: 117 to 116!!
PRE-POSTEROUS i say.

MY favorite part?
just after dauntes endzone to endzone incomplete fumble recovery lateral, when he was getting oxygen on the sideline and they brought in tarkenton, circa 1973, for that next series of downs. i had no idea we'd been cloning football players. though it makes sense i guess; they are our greatest citizens.

truly it's been another magical season!

-gatsby out-