job opening

-gatsby-

as with most business ventures, the virgin staff has dropped the ball.

so now it has come to me to restate our vision and cut loose the dead weight, scuttle part of the fleet, give away old bug's parking space.

it's sad, but the stockholders have spoken.
in loo of old bug's meager contribution to this paper, (a pathetic 7%, of which the bulk were comments made under obvious psuedonyms) he was to be fired, trump style, and removed from the building.
being his last friend i was able to save him a position in the mailroom with the mole people of sub-basement #4.
this will no doubt come as a shock to his family, who had only agreed to stay with him as long as i was in a relationship.

how unfortunate that i will be asking him to return his key to the executive washroom. shame will follow him through the corridors here at The Daily Buckman, but truly he's brought it upon himself.

on the up side however, i have an extra key to the executive washroom, and stand poised to begin the happy hunt for a new friend and partner.
below you will find an application and instructions.

are you buckman material? why not find out?

for a PDF of this application simply email thedailybuckman@gmail.com