Vander's thoughts on the matter

All of this male posturing is for the birds. Guns and zombies and
dildos, oh my. (Don't tell mother I said the word dildo.)

They want us all to believe that they hate the drama. They want
nothing to do with playing games and that everything is straight
forward no?

Well, last night I was prank calling Leonardo DiCaprio's limo from the
office phone lines [don't want them to trace the phone calls to
mother's house!] and I heard Bug break into the office. He was
stealthy, yes. Quiet as a church mouse was he…until his little urge
to be Mister Military. Prancing around in his ninja blacks muttering,
"hut hut hut hut hut hut hut" under his breath like he was a one man
S.W.A.T. team.

And he looked so intense that Bug! And so pale. I think he needs a
makeover. All black is not his color. I'm not sure if he's a summer
or a spring… definitely not a winter.

-Vander

Comments

[type a]

see? i've always thought him an autumn . . .

[gatsby]

this is weird

[cupcake]

I have to say you're really working hard there at the old workplace. I was a little concerned for ya at first, given your predecessor was publically beheaded for his poor work ethic.

Maybe you could tempt Buggity with some Mary Kay samples, that oughta get rid of him.