IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN!
At approximately
15:07 est, unknown hetrosexual terrorists seized control of the Daily
Buckman and ordered everyone out of the building. No demands have been
broadcast, but we will release more information as it becomes available.


hide the gold, build fortifications out of the desks.
Posted by: gatsby | March 11, 2005 at 04:17 PM
I've got my red swingline stapler.
Posted by: vander | April 29, 2005 at 02:20 PM